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What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
Gay Avenger is my hero.
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I’ve gotten a few requests to talk seriously about this, so I decided to just go ahead and do this.
Fire Emblem, as a whole, is among the most self-referential series I’ve ever encountered. There’s a reason we have so much talk of archetypes - both for storyline and characters, they’re what FE runs on.
But a lot of people here on tumblr don’t know anything before FE7, thanks to crappy localization (and a fandom wide hate-on for the one old school remake we got here.) That’s totally okay! Unfortunately, as a result, there are a lot of misconceptions about what’s unique and what’s not, which brings up all kinds of ugly wank about both Tellius and its predecessors. So I figured I’d do a post about where some of Tellius, specifically, pulls from, since it’s the most popular ‘verse around here and I’m a geek like that.
Keep in mind, drawing from an archetype does not make a character or story “bad”, and that is not at all my intention here. If anything, FE excels at taking its own tropes and twisting them to hell and back.
Cut (and apologies, I talk way too much and am sick, so I have plenty of time to ramble) for length!
A++ this is a good post, gold star material right here
It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.
inspired by this.
Signed iPod eeeeeee~
so guys I uh. I said to aevolution, hey, my last boyfriend ran off with the Cowboy Bebop discs I was watching before I was done, since I was borrowing them from him and he dumped me and all. so
well
this is what he did
Alright people, time to make some magic. And by magic I mean “dogshit”.http://t.co/gT0fk8tw
Me on my buddy’s moped
I’m just saying that it’s well worth it to make an account on this site, because it’s full of amazing cosplay. Loads of Fire Emblem. There’s a whole tag full of Karel. And that alone makes it awesome.
