March 2012
Hey guys fill up my ask. I’m bored at work.
Happy 0th of Marchuary (or Farch whichever you...
taweesha:
“I can’t…” February sighs, turning its head away.
“Can’t what?” March asks.
“I can’t believe that it’s almost over. That I’m going to have to wait another four years before we’ll be able to be this close again.”
“Hey, don’t cry,” March whispers, taking February’s face into its hands. “We’re going to be all right. We always are, okay?”
“I’m just so…so tired of it. I hate not being...
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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integratedserket:
merlinthegrey:
This phrase and variations on it have been flying around for a long time, as people seem to think that it makes them sound like quirky and honest people of rare but simple pleasures.
It doesn’t. It makes you sound a pitiful teenage fuckwit with…
Whoa op is bitter. Eating pizza and cuddling are awesome. Jesus.
flanoirbunny:
sorry anon who didn’t like the shirtless Link spam
just give me one chance to indulge in my sinful, lustful vices
just
once
chance
Wait people are complaining about shirtless Link? Like not the bdsm porn or the random gore that pops up or whatever else people post on their dash, but shirtless beautiful flawless Link? No, this must be a prank.
you know what’s nice is that a couple of the dispatchers changed schedules, so now I have someone on tonight’s shift that can help to mellow out the other person… the person who I’m glad I only work two days with because of how insufferable she is. like seriously man who the hell talks in a doll voice 24/7 and expects to be taken seriously?
and no I’m not being a...
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Questions that generally don't suck as much as...
1: If you could possess wings large enough to enable flight (we're talking probably 3-4 times the size of the rest of your body), would you want them? If so, what one existing creature in the animal kingdom would you want your wings modelled after?
2: What do your religious/spiritual/scientific views have to say about your ontological situation?
3: If you could die now and be reborn as another human being, where would you want to be born, what gender would you want to be, and what would you like your socio-economic situation be?
4: Exactly 12 hours from now you are going to explode with the force of a nuclear weapon. What do you do in the meantime?
5: What are your ideal political views? (imagine you could start a new society on a new planet with realistic but bountiful resources)
6: How would you commit suicide if you decided to?
7: Would you rather die by being trapped under ice in a lake or river, or trapped in a burning room?
8: If you could play God for a day, would you? What would you do?
9: This one's a classic: you're standing in a subway tunnel. Ahead, the tracks split. A train is headed down the left-hand path upon which are standing 5 strangers. A lever in front of you would divert the train onto the right-hand path where 1 stranger is standing. There is no time to warn anyone verbally or otherwise. You have only seconds to act. Do you divert the train? (pay close attention to the difference between passivity and activity here)
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reglay asked: It doesn't scream, but it comes at you and makes sounds unexpectedly. I would recommend avoiding it.
so I went and watched the new Derpy scene and uhhh man aside from seeming like a rush-job in which it’s just not synching up right in my head… big flipping deal? It’s not like she’s been cut. Her voice just now doesn’t really “match.”
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
there-is-no-pumpkin:
sweep of what? running up to people’s doors and checking their computers?
come the hell on, just don’t torrent shit for a little while
February 2012
putaheartonyourpage:
racetothestoneage:
At the Rocky Top: Rules of Dating at The Crown College of the Bible
righteousblasphemy:
tennesseantraditions:
1.5 Dating
Dating is defined as being with or talking to a member of the opposite sex other than a brief, casual encounter. This includes sitting with a member of the opposite sex at a meal, in chapel, or in church.
Students may have...
Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
(no, don’t worry - nothing gross happens)
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just casually walking around smelling like a beach
guys I have a problem
sometimes I reblog supernatural despite not knowing anything about the show because it’s funny
awildninetales:
fuckyeahephraim replied to your post: fuckyeahwodao replied to your post: So I’m…
NICE JOB GETTING THE FUCK LIKE ME
And now my entire existence has been validated.
skellagirl:
I made a thing
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I like the new buttons. They’re very nice ♥
http://thysporketh.tumblr.com/post/18439534454 →
thysporketh:
passingdaydreams:
thysporketh:
rosage-tofu:
passingdaydreams:
the best thing about Erk is realising that he was probably Uncle Erk to Klein and Clarine and they had adventures and Erk ended up with his hair in pigtails at least once and then Clarine drew a picture of it and showed it to everyone ever especially that one lady with the pink hair who came to visit from time to...
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
anobsessedstalkermighthave:
orgasms are fuckin sweet
integratedserket:
adamusprime:
whenever we go camping my family always brings a bunch of dr pepper
but they always refer to it as dp
“adam do you want some dp”
i don’t have the heart to tell them
i refer to it as dp
because
dr pepper is pretty great
and double penetration
well
i ain’t gonna knock what i ain’t tried
funny that we get this right after matt answers that ask
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sorenhateseverything:
awildninetales:
Am I allowed to drink now, after answering and then slapping my forehead and then editing and then slapping my forehead again because really? Oh well, it’s Tuesday. Almost.
TIME FOR VODKA. And homework that doesn’t require great cogitation.
Keep asking questions though!
#but do remember that I do not have a vagina #which is really a shame because the...
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xaney:
fandom secret every main fe character who takes that stupid litmus test is going to come out a mary sue •‿•
rosage-tofu:
I don’t want to get really super into this because I’d rather put things I like on my blog than start arguments, but for the record, I really, really don’t get the point of talking about ‘canon s(t)us.’ The term was meant to refer to people making self-insert OCs idealized version of themselves that were SUPER IMPORTANT to the existing game and characters in unrealistic ways that...
ahhhhhh learning to type on a new keyboard ahhhhhhh
it is making me examine closely how I type. I apparently use about five fingers, total, to type, and I use the pinky finger of my left hand to maintain where my hand is on the board. also to use shift/tab/etc.
but my old board was just filthy and getting really irritating because of how sticky the keys were getting. I’ve cleaned it once...
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Anonymous asked: It's true though. I do find you quite attractive. ♥