January 2012
3 tags
oh dear god, we only have one road supervisor tonight (one got suspended for…some things…)
I mean sure it’s 711 and he’s a pro but
but
that’s only one person
come on you fucks, even give us 686. As much of a lazy butt as he is, at least that’s one more incident covered every hour or so
did I mention that they authorized us to bring a change of comfy...
December 2011
Anonymous asked: Since I can't reply to your post, I don't see your view as shitty at all. It is a perfectly valid opinion and the fact that people can't respect that is their problem really. One view doesn't completely change a person... At least, that's the way I see it.
so you know I’m just going to be blunt, I am not a fan of that guy
meltdowns aside (it’s okay guys I chilled out though idk how I feel about that whole issue - I’m not sorry for my opinions on it, at least)
just seems like a dick
Like shit…how many people unfollowed me just from that?
Guys I’m sorry
I just suck sometimes…a lot…I’m basically a terrible person with shitty views and…there’s really nothing else to say…this is why I stay out of the sj club. People like me have no business being there.
Intent: not magical if someone is arguing against you. Godlike in its magicalness if you’re arguing against someone else.
Because of course you’re right.
I think I just met Tumblr sj culture.
Shit, son, I had been so good about avoiding these dialogs, keeping out of them, shutting up like a good kid. Way to go, self.
Yeah, guess what’s all getting deleted, probably, when...
/managed to disagree with a tumblr-famous person apparently
like shrug whatever I guess so sorry I disagree with the one true feminism idek call your followers off, bro
7u7 asked: I see your point for disagreeing with that post (even though you misinterpreted the meaning behind it), but there was no need to be so rude about it.
oh my god I gotta spam more pictures of karel what the hell this is too much serious for me being at work especially on a night like this
too bad my phone can’t really do that
/casually loses all followers for that last post
Man, sorry dudes. I just hate doing absolutes when we’re talking about consent issues. It has to be about knowing your partner.
3 tags
#137: the virtual pokemon: Some good things to... →
auxiliatrix:
Have a good idea of what you’re working with here, at least see a medical diagram or something to have an understanding of where everything is located. Most people know everything about the penis but it seems like a lot of people don’t understand the vagina, more specifically…
I really am going to disagree so hard with that last point. I am not an infant that needs my every...
5 tags
I love our HR department
Me: Hey, I'm just calling about my HSA account, because I activated it and I want to make sure everything's all set with it, then.
HR: Okay.
Me: So has it updated on your paperwork yet? Because I actually activated it about a month ago but got a memo stapled to my last pay stub saying I hadn't yet.
HR: Well if you activated it, it should be fine.
Me: Okay so when do I get my debit card? Do you send it to me? Do you tell them to send it to me now that the account's confirmed?
HR: If it's active, you'll get it in the mail.
Me: ... it's been active for a month.
HR: You should get it soon!
Me: Okay... also I don't have a printer. If I need to print out forms, does HR have any printers that employees can use for insurance forms?
Fact: this is actually a total lie - I have a printer, two, in fact, but I don't want to buy ink for it.
HR: Uhhhhhhhhh..... let me check
Me: /le hold for a minute
HR: Like... maybe...
Me: ...... (fuck it, I'll use dispatch's printers) okay, well, thanks!
How teens and adults text
sapphyrerebeledge:
baconboop:
razzledazzy:
pockytardis:
johnegbertsmatesprit:
tomatoshades:
jakeenglishswaifu:
singlepixelsmiles:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing...
papoteer:
sorenhateseverything:
what if someone cosplayed fuckyeahephraim and they just yelled at the top of their lungs for the entirety of the con about being a generous man and bedding absolutely fucking everyone
and then the guy blares over a microphone, “GET LIKE ME” before leaving the con with his costumed harem.
So, gonna be honest, all the hamsteak tagging stuff? that’s starting to make me kinda scared to check my own tags for things. I left 4chan because of this… :\ I think the thing is that I deal with stressful things all day at work (I mean shit, do you even know how much time I spend on the phone with police and 911? and that is an expectation of my job, not an exception). I like having...
3 tags
driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his... →
bubbleteacup:
warchest:
rageboner:
i feel like i should pass along this warning??? or something
apparently according to a friend theres a lot of bad things in the #stridercest and #johnkat tags right now so if that kind of thing upsets you i would encourage you look. and. its…
Not a hamsteak, don’t give a fuck about it, but I know lots of my followers are and I would hate for...
Ky what are you talking about
Shit, I just remembered the shitty ass dream I has last night
I was back in high school. Taking normal classes. Losing my planner and forgetting my schedule. And my classmates thought I was awesome or something regardless. All of my professors hated the fuck out of me. The state was making me do it for some godforsaken reason.
I was also waitressing again. At that stupid fucking cafe. Like,...
Okay so Tumblr I was going to wait until I could take a pic, but fuck it, I’m excited. My bud gave me a flipping medic backpack. That he made himself. That is a legit backpack. That is awesome. Will post pics probably when I get off shift. But I just I just. GUESS WHAT COSTUME I’M MAKING WITH MY NEW SEWING MACHINE.
some more Gundam Wing rewatch thoughts
I FUCKING LOVE CATHERINE BLOOM. SERIOUS. FUCKING GIRL CRUSH. WALK AROUND MORE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR AND TROLL TROWA HARDER
6 tags
okay, internet, I am seriously stuck on this. How stupid and infantile do you think I am that my brain doesn’t autocomplete “wh*re” to “whore”? I hear the same thing in my head. Also, if just seeing the word is traumatic for you, I’m going to suggest that the internet is bad for you*. And I mean, fuck, the rules go that you can call someone a waste of space, a...
Oh my god so drunk right now. Thanks fuck for autoccorrext
REBLOG IF YOU AREN'T PREGNANT
derpymuffins:
h-hatake:
unitedkankan:
Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?
everyone who doesn’t reblog is pregnant and the baby is homestuck.
HOOOMESTUUUUCK
TF2222
3 tags
DOG
STOP FARTING, IT’S NASTY, seriously go away if you’re going to do that
2 tags
mom: here's your phone bill
me: okay, cool
mom: you didn't even use half of your data plan
me: oh, that's good!
mom: you should watch more stuff on youtube
