February 2012
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Ahhhhhhhh I cannot with right now. I cannot. I want to be home, asleep, and decidedly not here. I am tired as hell.
therealsuperbus:
fuckyeahwodao:
imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
oh- oh god awildninetales oh don’t stop
s-sorenhates- hateseverything- ahhhhh- ah-
I’M SORRY, COMMENCE THE UNFOLLOWING
Actually, I can imagine screaming “FUCKYEAHWOODAO!” while giving a high-five just before cumming.
I’m sorry.
Okay I laughed my ass off....
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During school: "What day is it?" "Thursday, February 23, 2012"
Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June"
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imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
oh- oh god awildninetales oh don’t stop
s-sorenhates- hateseverything- ahhhhh- ah-
I’M SORRY, COMMENCE THE UNFOLLOWING
So all the not sleeping and shit was worth it for the dream I got in those last 30 minutes before my alarm went off. Damn, son.
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How to Remove Your Google Search History Before... →
world-shaker:
On March 1st, Google will implement its new, unified privacy policy, which will affect data Google has collected on you prior to March 1st as well as data it collects on you in the future. Until now, your Google Web History (your Google searches and sites visited) was cordoned off from Google’s other products. This protection was especially important because search data can...
johnnyis:
hitchhikersguidetothewhoniverse:
a girl in my class thought that Betty White sewed the american flag
ALL OF THE AWARDS
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gbcrystal asked: karel
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So I got my new binder
porygons:
misohead:
special-k-art:
taco-hime:
cheeeeeeen:
chicksdigthephoenix:
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megannicoline:
This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs.
And here is the binder, almost completely flat.
This thing is awesome. It is remarkably comfortable, too. Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one...
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awildninetales asked: Hey, so after the Fire Emblem meme videos I recognized your face on the T-Con Facebook site! So, yes. Would it be okay if I added you since you're legit awesome and stuff?
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The "turn-off" "turn-on" game. Ask me anything and... →
guys sequence is way more fun than it has any right to be
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Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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flanoirbunny:
Brother: If you get married then why would you want to adopt a kid?
Me:
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Guys halp I am boerd write me stuff in my askbix or send me pictures of karel I’m not picky
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thysporketh replied to your post: thysporketh replied to…
ahaha. my thing with whiskey is that it’s pretty much the only thing that can fuck with me. badly. (and i don’t like admitting it, either, because otherwise i’m very proud of my tolerance.)
that is tequila for me. for me, there’s happy, flirty, loud drunk? and then there’s “my stomach hurts please I don’t want...
you know what’s going to happen now?
I’m going to go back to bed, since I didn’t want to get up at 8 after going to bed at 4:30 anyway
NIGHT FOR A WHILE, GUYS
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thysporketh replied to your post: thysporketh replied to…
makes sense; i’m the same way about whiskey. oof.
haha, opposites! me and whiskey are bros, especially if there’s just a bit of citrus in it to mellow out the bite
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thysporketh replied to your post: thysporketh replied to your post: confession:…
malibu is really good! i like it, it’s so smooth. i think beer’s kind of an acquired taste? i don’t mind it, but it’s not my favorite. but i will mix drinks for you one day, and it shall be great. also, what is your opinion on wine? /classy drunk
wine and I have… a thing. a thing where I don’t dis...
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thysporketh replied to your post: confession: every time i experiment with drinks/mixing/etc, i always wonder, “what would ky think of this?” not in a creepy way, but in a genuine, “i wonder if she’d think this is any good.” sort of way. ahah.
oof. i do straight up shots. and drink beer. and whenever i make drinks, i always make them pretty strong. but my friends call me the cocktail queen, so...
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thysporketh asked: that really wasn't tmi though. hmm. oh my suitemate/roommate have been leaving used tampons in the toilet lately and it's fucking disgusting, and i have to clean it up because they're too drunk to take care of it themselves.
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thysporketh asked: confession: every time i experiment with drinks/mixing/etc, i always wonder, "what would ky think of this?" not in a creepy way, but in a genuine, "i wonder if she'd think this is any good." sort of way. ahah.
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Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
awildninetales:
Seriously.
It’s still TMI Tuesday and I got like two questions. I’m off to class for another two hours so GET ON MY ASKBOX, TUMBLR. I WANT STUFF TO ANSWER WHEN I GET BACK.
yeah, tmi tuesday ftw people
okay so I was heart-attacking over nothing because once the lady got back to me, she was all “oh, all of your other payments have been on time in fact a few times you overpaid because I think you were scared of being late, so you have some credits to take care of the late fee, in fact if you wanted to write the manager I’m sure they’d waive even that (MY SOCIAL ANXIETY SAID NO NO...
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awildninetales replied to your post: guys I feel sick, this person hasn’t called me…
Do you need me to hitchhike to Nevada to stab a bitch? Because I will happily do that. That situation sucks. D=
I want to stab a bitch pretty badly myself - like, if the check isn’t in their possession/wasn’t lost, whoever has it has done jack with it, meaning they’re just being...
guys I feel sick, this person hasn’t called me back yet and it says that for late payments there is interest and fuck, but I shouldn’t have to put delivery confirmation on my HOA payments okay. I just shouldn’t. it’s stupid.
but, you know, I’m going to anyway because I want to rub in their faces that I’m right
like, I have plenty of money to cover any fees...
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Today is off to a great start
So I found out today that either the idiots at my HOA lost my check or else it never made it there, meaning the fuckfaces who periodically raid the mailboxes must have gotten it, meaning who’s the dumbass who didn’t take it to the post office, like jesus fucking couldn’t you have called or written me a letter or even just sent a “this is...
Jesus fucking hyper-realistic zombie dream SOMEONE HOLD ME. Dear God I never want to sleep again.